Posted by admin | Posted in Uncategorized | Posted on 30-11-2008
Tags: design, typewriter, typewriters, vintage, writing
Can you tell me what is the moral of this 2nd story….?
A sales representative, an administration clerk, and the manager are
walking to lunch when they find an antique oil lamp. They rub it and a
Genie comes out.
The Genie says, “I’ll give each of you just one wish.”
“Me first! Me first!”, says the administration clerk.
“I want to be in the Bahamas, driving a speedboat, without a care in
the world.”
Puff! She’s gone.
“Me next! Me next!”, says the sales representative.
“I want to be in Hawaii, relaxing on the beach with my personal
masseuse, an endless supply of pina colada and the love of my life.”
Puff! He’s gone.
“OK, you’re up,” the Genie says to the manager.
The manager says, “I want those two back in the office after lunch.”
Btw, below is my 1 st story…. these all about “5-minute management lessons”
http://id.answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AvuiHT2KWJNwLsqe8IRl9tigRAx.;_ylv=3?qid=20080527082308AAGODK2
hahaha.. its so funny i think.. so ironic..i guess both of them still under manager’s control.. even tough they are helped by the genie… means that manager power is greater than Ginie..? wow..
last.. whatever is.. still the manager is smartest.. 
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